On this page I'm leaving a couple of film scripts that I wrote when Woodward still had the Twister Alley Film Festival coming every spring. Both were accepted into the festival, but neither won anything. If you're a film person, Hollywood freak (you people live on a different planet), or just someone with more money than sense... hit me up. Let's make art!
The first was a short film that I was kind of proud of... tells the story of what might happen if Death showed up at the wrong address: Death Gets His.
The second was my first attempt at a feature-length script and was ripped from the pages of my blog: Bigfoot: Naked and Untamed. I think I actually frightened Wes Studi when I tried to pitch it to him in 2018 (he kept moving further away from me).
Oh, and just in case... these works are copyrighted by me and I will sue the living beejeezus out of you if you steal them. Just so's you know!